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    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
    A. Terms are different ... Nothing more

    Q. What is JFC ?
    A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

    Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
    A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.


    Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
    A. Send it through courier.

    Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
    A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

    Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
    A. Non living things can't communicate.

    Q. What is meant by flickering ?
    A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

    Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
    A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

    Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
    A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

    Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
    A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

    Q. When is update method called ?
    A. Who is update method?

    Q. What is JAR file ?
    A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

    Q. What is JINI ?
    A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

    Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
    A. I will give invitation.

    Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
    A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep to.

    Q. What is serialization ?
    A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

    Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
    A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

    Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
    A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

    Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
    A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.

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    Default Re: __ Technical Interview for a Programmer's job__

    hahaha ediot
    Yeh ajab hai mohabbat k zamana janta hai...
    Nah main us ki manta hon na woh meri manta hai
    Koi us se ja k pochay usay kya milla bichar k ??
    Ub main bhi khak chanta hon aur woh bhi khak chanta hai

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    ^:P

    Thanks Mohabbat!

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