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    salam 2 all
    here u can share ur sms...
    here is a funny sms

    \"sms na ker k dil tor diya mera abmobile apba dafna dayna ,kaffan na milay to apna roomal urha dayna,koi poochay rog kya tha to nazre jhuka ker apni kanjosi bata dena..\"

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    Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein, Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye hain?, Hath paon helaen na……






    Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!






    When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai







    Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.






    Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN






    Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!






    Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again






    Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai, Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai, Aik sms to kar day zalim, Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.






    Hamari taraf say aap ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ko aik puppy, Aapke dost ke dost ko bhi aik puppy, Kyo ki meray doggy nai aaj hi dus puppy ko janam diya hai






    Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de , Tarap raha ho ab aur na intzaar de, Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam say kam 1 missed call hi mar de



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    tears can sometimesbe more specail than smiles....
    Foe smiles can be given 2 any1 but tears are only shed for people we love!!!

    Love for ALL... Hatred for NONE!!!

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    Thanks Guria for that

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    Wah wah wah
    bohet mazay kay sms hain
    in main say main bhi koch use karnay wali hon
    thanks 4 sharing all of u
    **~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**

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    nice thread guria appi and bohaat khoob seep sister ji nice sharing

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    itni choti nahi dosti
    apni, kaise soch liya k
    kinaara aa gaya.

    lo ho gayi mobile mein
    roshni,aur sms humaara aa
    gaya..



    Aapke haath me mobile hai,
    chehre pe smile hai,
    sms ki achi hasi file hai,
    phir bhi sms nahi karte,
    yaar ye koun sa stupid style hai?!



    Koi gham nehi,
    phir bhi man udas hai,
    koi rishta neh phir bhi ek as hai,
    kene ko hai bohat apne,
    par tu hi khas hai...
    Emotinal mat ho,
    ye sab bakvas hai..



    kya bindas hawa chal reli hai..
    birdlog gana gha rahe hai..
    cowlog ghas kha rele hai..
    shane log sms kar rele hai..
    ..aur kanjus log sms padh rele hai..



    Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai,
    Bache ki zidd ki bhi ek hadd hoti hai,
    Aur kitna intezaar karo teri SMS ka,
    Kanjoosi ki bhi ek hadd hoti.



    ek khuwab, ek khayal,
    ek haqeekat ho tum,
    dosti me parhne wali
    har zarorat ho tum,
    jis ko roz ek sms
    karna parhe, are yaar
    ajeeb museebat ho tum..!



    i like u utna,u like me
    jitna,i like u tabse, u
    like me jabse,i like u
    tabtak,u like me jabtak,
    u like me jane kabtak,
    but i like u marte
    dum tak



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    Default Nice work WB

    hehehhe bohet zaberdast sharing WB

    Sweet candies are nice to eat
    Sweet words are easy to say
    but, sweet ppl are hard to find
    OH MY GOD! how did u find me



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    nice work littel wish sister ji lovley sharing

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    hahahaha
    wish sis kamal kardiya

    Bikney Waly Aur Hein Ja Kar Khareed Lo,
    Hum Log Qeemat Se Nhn Qismat Se Mila Karty Hein.





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    Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
    MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
    BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
    Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
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    Namaskar…
    Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
    Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
    Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
    Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.
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    3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
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    Na Msg Na Phone,Na Picture Na Tone,Aur Bane Phirte Ho DON, Jab Number Diya Tha To Kahte The Roz Karenge SMS,Ab Kahte Ho < HUM AAP KE HAIN KAUN.>
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    bohaat khoob LIFE sister ji thankx for sharing

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    dil karda hai twaday kar awan bar bar awan,har war awan,itne war awan kay thak jawa,hazar war awa, twaday kar a kay bel waja kay nas java...........

    Love for ALL... Hatred for NONE!!!

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    the nominees for best FRIEND,

    YOU
    YOUU
    YOUUU
    YOUUUU!
    YOUUUUU!
    & the winner is ,
    ,ME,
    ,MEE,
    ,MEEE,
    BCOZE I HAVE YOU!!

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    Default Re: Share Funny, Love and Cute sms

    [quote:a6869632d5=\"GuriaRani\"]salam 2 all
    here u can share ur sms...
    here is a funny sms

    \"sms na ker k dil tor diya mera abmobile apba dafna dayna ,kaffan na milay to apna roomal urha dayna,koi poochay rog kya tha to nazre jhuka ker apni kanjosi bata dena..\"
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    Nahi to
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    Kya?

    Arre wahi
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    ?
    ?
    wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
    ?
    ?
    ?
    dekha ho gaya na
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    TIME WASTE!!

    You are my description of love
    You are my description of friend
    You are my description of everything
    You are my description of beginning to end.


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    Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
    to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    ._I__I_,



    (_£___=------/
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    Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
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    U are a...



    B. I. T. C. H.



    Beautiful



    Intelligent



    Talented



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    Horny



    r u smiling now?



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    Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
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    more after one day

    You are my description of love
    You are my description of friend
    You are my description of everything
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    nice topicc GURYA RANI
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    £MILLIONAIRE£

    Let's play?
    Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


    A.Cunt
    B.Wanker
    C.Rsole
    D.Twat



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    You are my description of love
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