Thread: Funny, Love and Cute sms

salam 2 all
here u can share ur sms...
here is a funny sms

\"sms na ker k dil tor diya mera abmobile apba dafna dayna ,kaffan na milay to apna roomal urha dayna,koi poochay rog kya tha to nazre jhuka ker apni kanjosi bata dena..\"

Originally Posted by afsana

Asif Zardari Ki Taqrir Mai Nara Laga


Mqm Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Ppp Ki Jaan Pakistan Pakistan


Zardari Ki Jaan

Awam Boli

Sheri Rehman
Sheri Rehman ;->

hahahahhahahaha
very nice afsana

Originally Posted by 5115468

hahahahhahahaha
very nice afsana

thanx

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

death is not the greatest loss in life.
the greatest loss is that
when...
relationship dies inside us
while we are alive...!!!

happiest people don't have "every thing best" in life.
they just make the "best of every thing" that life brings their way...!!!

The beauty
of life

does not
depend
on how happy
you are,

but
on how
happy others
can be..

because of you !

our friendship mean so much to me.
that if we were the last people on sinking ship
and we have a single jacket then i will...
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MISS YOU...!!!

hahahaha

nice sharing

Originally Posted by 5115468

death is not the greatest loss in life.
the greatest loss is that
when...
relationship dies inside us
while we are alive...!!!

truly amazing

very nice thinking

Originally Posted by gorgeous nado

hahahaha

nice sharing

Originally Posted by gorgeous nado

truly amazing

very nice thinking

LOVE is not winning someone, but LOOSING yourself to someone.
when you are loved by someone, it is not due to excellence of
mind but due to...
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purity of your HEART...!!!

nice sharing every one!

Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo,
De ke khushi us ke sare gham chura lo.
Pyar aisa karo ke sub dekhte reh jaye
Parosan bi AA ke kahe
"mujhe bi apni bewi bana lo"

PATHAN Ne Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya

OFFiCER: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock q Nhn Kia.?

PATHAN:
Kia Zarurat Hy Sir
itne khof nak janwer ko Kon Chori Karega..

Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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My eyes miss u..
My feelings love u...
My hands need u..
My mind calls u..
My heart's just for u..
I will die without u..
Bcoz I LOVE YOU.

I know ur not missng me,i know ur totaly ok,ur totaly happy without me...but unfortunatly im missing u a lot.its seems to me that I lost one of my body part....i m serious im missing u to much,which im not suppose to be and all of this coz I still love u so much jaan......:"(:"(

Jab Hum Bole Ki JAAN De Sakte He,To Vo Bole Ki Hum MAZAK Krte He,
Jab Hum Sach Me Mar Gye UNKE Liye ,To Wo Bole Ki Hum Par To Hazaron Marte He.

Ye Acha h k Hum Achy Nahi Hain ...

lOgO ki Ankhain nam nahi hnge Hmary mrny k Baad ...

There are two words

in your life that will

open many doors for you . . .…......

PUSH & PULLL