Thread: Funny, Love and Cute sms

bohaat khoob sweet sister ji nice and lovley sharing abb hum bhi khuch lhektai hai

Ab tak 56

Nameon
Bapu:Gangster
Bhai:Munna Bhai
Add:36 china Town
Guru:Bluff Master
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
Sms bhejo warna 57!!

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Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

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Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi

Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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Kabhi gola kabhi bum

Osama to big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you?
Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.

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Kya bataye ishq ne hame kya silsa diya

Kya bataye ishq ne hame kya silsa diya,
Dosti ne mahobbat karne walo ko juda kar diya,
Hame na malum tha dosti me aisa bhi hoga,
Ki ek dost ne dusre dost ko kafha kar diya………….

Ek aada aapki Dil churane ki…
Ek adaa aapki Dil mein bas jaane ki…
Ek chehra aapka Chand sa…
Ek zid hamari Chand paane ki… ..

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Ashiq ankhon ki baat samajh lete hai,
woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai,
rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye,
log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hain

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Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai…
Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai…
Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi…
Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi…. “I MISS U”… ...

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Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko,
kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko,
lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke,
woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko… ...

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Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain ...

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Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jaana manane se,
Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge…

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Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi…

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laut jati hai lehre jaise kinara dekh kar,
waise hi laut jata hai zamana mera gum dekh kar,
tum kandha na dena mere janaze ko….
kahi uth na jau main tumhara sahaara dekhkar..... .

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Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
mat sochna ke Aapko bhul jayenge,
bas ek bar Asman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere sms aapko sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge… ...

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Badalon ki darmia aasi sazaish hui,
Mere Ghar mitti ka tha, Mere hi Ghar barish hui,
Uski bhi Zid thi bijiliyan girane ki,
aur Hamari bhi Zid thi wahin ashiyana banane ki...

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Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye…

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Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga,
To khud bhi zaroor aazmaya hoga
Hum hain kaun aur tum ho kya,
Is ISHQ ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga ...

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Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi ...

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Zindagi ke liye jina jaruri hai,
Jine ke liye Arman jaruri hai,
Zindagi me chahe kitne bhi ho Gham,
Aapke Chehre par Muskaan jaruri hai…

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tumne aakar meri kabar pe,
jarasha mushkura Diya...
bijli kadak ke gir padi,
sara kafan jala Diay....

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hum apko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha bhi to hone nahi denge,
chandani raton main ayegi meri yaad,
yaad ke vo pal apko sone nahi denge

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Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai,
Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai

thankx appi jani app ko achay lagai humaray sms .... hmmmmm chalain abhi hum app ka leyaa aur sms post kartai hai

Arz kiya hai...
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...(wah wah)
Raat bhar sms kiya
to raat kat gayi...

Subah uthke balance dekha
to waat lag gayi.

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Shayad firse vo taqdir mil jaye
jivan ka sabse hasin vo pal mil jaye.
chal firse banaye sagar pe ret ka makan
shayad vapas apna PYAR mil jaye.

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Aur kuch nhi chahiye 1 muskan hi kafi hai
Dil me bas 1 arman hi kafi hai.
Arman hai ki aap sada khush raho
Hme khuda ka ye Ehsaan hi kafi hai.

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Hum na hote to aap kho gye hote,
apni zindgi se ruswa ho gye hote!
ye to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne k liye jaag rahe hai,
varna hum to kab k so gye hote!

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Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna APUN ka style,
Muffat me messages padna aapka style.
padho padho..

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Kuch baat hai jo hm keh nahin skte
kya kare kehe bin reh nahin skte.
kahin beech bazar sharminda na hon
tabhi to us gali ka rukh kar nahin skte.
tere so shikwe shikaytein sar ankhon par
lekin us samandar ko
nadi ka rukh morne ko keh bhi nahin skte.

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Why do boys act like idiots ???

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Who says that they r acting??.... :-)

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Rishta pyar ka banta hai agr takdeer hoti hai
bahut kum logon k hathon me ye lakeer hoti hai.
Juda na ho kabhi pyar kisika,
kasam se bahut takleef hoti hai.

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Dil dukhaya ho to maf karna
kuch zyada kaha ho to maf karna.
Kya karein itne tehzeeb ke malik nahin hum
apne se barh k kuch kaha ho to maf karna.
Koi haisiyat nahin hoti apno se barh k
k aise kuch ki bhanak bhi hui to maf karna.

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U may B Out Of My Nazar
Bt Nt Out Of My Dil.
U May B Out Of My Pahonch
Bt Not Out Of My Soch.
I May B Kuch B Nahi 2 U
bt U'L Always B Sabse nice 2 me.

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Hamare ansu pochkar vo muskurate hai
Unki is ada se vo dil ko churate hai.
Hath unka chhu jaye hamare chahre ko
isi umid me ham khudko rulate hai.

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Na Muskurane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Na Aasoo Bhaane Ko Dil Karta Hai.
Kya Kahen Jab Aapki Yaad Aati Hai
aap Ke Paas Aane Ko Dil Karta Hai.

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Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
Ek yahi kissa mashhur hai zindagi ka.
Beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai Zindagi ka.

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A:u r Active
B:u r Best
C:u r Cute
D:u r Dashing
E:u r Excellant
F:u r alwayz 1st
G:u r Gr8
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ki himmat
mujhme nahi hai!

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Lekar DIL vapas kiya nahi jata
yu nazuk dil ko jakhm diya nahi jata.
Sachmuch yeh duniya badi jalim hai mere dost
sms free hai phir bhi kiya nahi jata.

Chahat hai kisi chahat ko pane ki
chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki.
wo chahe hume chahe na chahe par chahat hai
unki chahat me mit jane ki.

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Lehro se milkar na wo beh sake na hum
Ek duje k dil me na wo reh sake na hum.
Jeet lete aasma ek din lekin
palko ki khamoshi ko honton se na wo keh sake na hum.

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Tanhaayi ka lamba safar katt-ta hi nahi
Aapke bina koi accha lagta hi nahi.
Koi nahi jo pooch ley iss dard-e-dil ka haal
Aapke binn ye DIL kahi lagta hi nhi.

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Khushiyon ka sansar leke ayenge,
Patjhad me bhi bahaar leke ayenge.
Jab bhi pukaroge pyar se hume,
Maut se saansen udhar leke ayenge.

a girl asks from a molvi : can i sleep with my father? the molvi said NAAUZUBILLAH then she said can i sleep with my uncle? he said ASTAGHFIRULLAH then she asked can i sleep with u? he said BISMILLAH....