Thread: Funny poetry

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SANIA SIS TUSSI WADI MAZAQIYEH HO JEEEEEE


THANKS JEEEEEEEEE KHUSH RAHEYEEEEEEE :P

yeh keh kay unhey nikaal diya keraye kay makaan say
tou shaheen hay baseara kar paharoun ki chatanou par

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MAKEUP KAR KAY AAYE TOU REEMA LAGTI HAI :P
NA KARKAY AAYE TOU SHAFQAT CHEEMA LAGTI HAI :shock: :x

SHAAM HOTY HI DIL UDAAS HOTA HAIIIIII

SHAAM HOTY HI DIL UDAAS HOTA HAIIIIIII
TOTY KHAWABOUN KAY SIWA KUCH NAHI PASS HOTA HAIIII
TUMHARI YAAD US WAQT BOHAT AATI HAIIIIIIII

BANDAR JAB KOI PASS HOTA HAIIIIIII :P :P

hello! friends, Zara tavazzo de is kavita ka shirshak hai \"Bheja\" iske do matlab hai yahan

{BHEJA =To SEND} aur {BHEJA = MIND}

Arz kiya hai...

Bheje ke bazaar se humne khareeda ek BHEJA,
Adha BHEJA unko BHEJA.
BHEJA hua BHEJA dheak kar,
Tarak gya unka BHEJA.
Wo bole ye kya BHEJA ,
Hum bole jo BHEJA humne khareda .
Wohi BHEJA tumko BHEJA.
:roll: :roll:

[quote:f789199e15=\"llXll_hindi.song_llXll\"]hello! friends, Zara tavazzo de is kavita ka shirshak hai \"Bheja\" iske do matlab hai yahan

{BHEJA =To SEND} aur {BHEJA = MIND}

Arz kiya hai...

Bheje ke bazaar se humne khareeda ek BHEJA,
Adha BHEJA unko BHEJA.
BHEJA hua BHEJA dheak kar,
Tarak gya unka BHEJA.
Wo bole ye kya BHEJA ,
Hum bole jo BHEJA humne khareda .
Wohi BHEJA tumko BHEJA.
:roll: :roll: [/quote:f789199e15]


niceeeeeeee hayyyyyy




samajh samajh kay samajh ko samjhoooooo

samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh haiiiiiiiiii

samajh samajh kay jo na samjhy :roll:

meri samajh main wo na samajh haiiiiiiiiiiii

main kal ja rahe the ke
ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to mochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bhi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daiti hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to bander hota hai
yeh sher padhne wale bunder jaisay hotay hain

jo padh kar apna time barbaad karte hain..

well, chillao mat pura padho

upar wale nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to aisa bhaija,
ki bhaije main bhaija hi nahi bheja..
ye mujhe kisi ne bheja..
isliye maine aap ko bheja

Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha

main kal ja rahe the ke
ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to mochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bhi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daiti hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to bander hota hai
yeh sher padhne wale bunder jaisay hotay hain

jo padh kar apna time barbaad karte hain..

well, chillao mat pura padho

upar wale nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to aisa bhaija,
ki bhaije main bhaija hi nahi bheja..
ye mujhe kisi ne bheja..
isliye maine aap ko bheja

Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha

Ek baat kahoon ger sunti ho?..

Tum mujh ko achee lagti ho??.

Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se?.

Kuch pagal pagal lagti ho???..

Hain chahnay walay aur bohat??

Per tum mein hai ek baat bohat??

Tum apni apni lagtee ho??..

Ek baat kahoon ger sunti ho??.

Yeh baat baat pe kho jana??.

Kuch kehte kehte ruk jana??

Yeh kis uljhan mein lagti ho??.

Tum mujh ko achay lagti ho??

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!

Ek baat kahoon ger sunti ho?..

Tum mujh ko achee lagti ho??.

Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se?.

Kuch pagal pagal lagti ho???..

Hain chahnay walay aur bohat??

Per tum mein hai ek baat bohat??

Tum apni apni lagtee ho??..

Ek baat kahoon ger sunti ho??.

Yeh baat baat pe kho jana??.

Kuch kehte kehte ruk jana??

Yeh kis uljhan mein lagti ho??.

Tum mujh ko achay lagti ho??

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!

chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko ab tak kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai

dopeher ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera kothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai

Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunaon dastaan
susraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bahana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kisi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tartharana yaad hai

waqt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhay
biwi ke purse se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

second show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar der say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phurwana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per woh tera duppatay mein
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaad hai

Apni umar chupanay ke liye woh tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kehna yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meikey chaley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jharoo pochaa lagana yaad hai

khench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey urana yaad hai

yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey peetna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

aaye din saaley saaliyoon ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murgha banana yaad hai

shukar hai meri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda Yaroon ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!

chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko ab tak kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai

dopeher ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera kothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai

Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunaon dastaan
susraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bahana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kisi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tartharana yaad hai

waqt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhay
biwi ke purse se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

second show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar der say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phurwana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per woh tera duppatay mein
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaad hai

Apni umar chupanay ke liye woh tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kehna yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meikey chaley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jharoo pochaa lagana yaad hai

khench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey urana yaad hai

yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey peetna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

aaye din saaley saaliyoon ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murgha banana yaad hai

shukar hai meri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda Yaroon ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!

SWEETY AAP TOU HIT HO

MERI TARAF SAY EK SHAIR



KOOOOO BA KOO PHEAL GAYE BEATI THI HALWAIE KI
KOOOOBA KOOOOO PHEAL GAIE BEATI THI HALWAIE KI

US NAY LADDU KI TARHAN MERI PAZERAIE KII :P :P

SWEETY AAP TOU HIT HO

MERI TARAF SAY EK SHAIR



KOOOOO BA KOO PHEAL GAYE BEATI THI HALWAIE KI
KOOOOBA KOOOOO PHEAL GAIE BEATI THI HALWAIE KI

US NAY LADDU KI TARHAN MERI PAZERAIE KII :P :P

chaliyeeeeeeeee ab aap hi sunayein koi shair mazahia sa

chaliyeeeeeeeee ab aap hi sunayein koi shair mazahia sa