Thread: Funny poetry

lolz @ mehfil e halwa !!!
Nice Sharing !

heheheheh nice sharing

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

hahahahaha
nice anu

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

Dunia badal gai hai chatting se

Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi larkian subah shaam hamari gali main
Nikalna hogaya un ka band chatting se
Kyoonke hoti hain ab too settting chatting se
Dunya hogai hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Pahlay karte hum dost batain hotloon main
Peetay thay chai waghera hotloon main
Khoob hoti thi masti hotloon main
Khelte thay maza kiya karthe the
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare mathlub chatting se
Horahain hain bad naam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se
Main kehtha hoon hogaye hai English kharab chatting se
Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah horaha hai ab chatting se
Ab toh aisa lagtha hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!

Ab hum tum hi se karain gay chat
d for dog and c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net per main
aik tairay anay se pehlay aik tairay janay ke bad

Apki chatting main dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht beech main computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay ke bad bhi main nain
Jee bhar ke tujhay kosa hai

Hamary jaan per Dohra azab hai
ke chat hi nahin mail bhi tujhay karny hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahin
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahin

Roz yeah kahta hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu hum nain sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un se chat karnay ka
maira naseb ke light nain sath chor deya



Din ko bhi hum online howay raat ko bhi
mukhtalif rooms main bhi chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhi magar na type howay
janay kia kambakht kharabi thi keyboard main jo words type nahin howay

Chatters se ulagh kar unhain moun chirana mairy fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pe ashk bahana nahin ata

Ao chup ki zuban main
itny chat karain ke thak jain

Apni chat say main bhi wakif nahin
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhi samjha daina


Chat karo ya block karo gila nahin kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahin kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar yeah khayal rahay
hum jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahin kartay

Unki chat ko kabhi ghor say parha hai
na hi sanjedge hai aur na hi mazah hai

Ebtaidah yeah ke add howay
intayha yeah ke delete hogay

Main nain bhi dartay dartay net ke samander main ghota lagaya
jab koi bhi na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mut daikh kisi ko hikarat ki nazar se
her chatter kisi ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting main
sanjedha loag bhi mairy chat daikh ker shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhi hojatay hain block daikho

Yeah paheleyan atkaileyan yeah heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bary yeah chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bary yeah chating hai
mujboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bary yeah chating hai
yeah khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bary yeah chating hai
Hamary typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamry chating se buhat hi tang hai

Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai…
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai…
Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai…
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai…
Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai…
is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai…
Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai..
ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai…
Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai…
us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai…

hahahhaha hohohhoo uffffff

nice sharing sweety

Aankho.n mein kuch nami nikli,

Mujh mein shayad vitamin ki kami nikle,

jis se saari raat phone pe ki baat,

Woh kambakhat meri girlfriend ki ammi nikli

Gud one ainny

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
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ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai

Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai

pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai

wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai

pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar Amir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai

Student : Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas Tu Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number He Dila Daitay


Teacher: Yun Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas Tu Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay He Bana Daitay

FARAZ ki nai ghazal...

chalo dekhein FARAZ naya sal mery muqadar mein kia laya hy
pichly sal kamenon ne mera bahut record lagaya hy

she'r koi b ho nam mera lagaya hy
kam-bakhton ko na taras mery name pe aya hy

ab to koi apny bachy ka nam FARAZ nai rakhy ga
sun'ny mein tu ye e'lan b aya hy

dosry mulk walon ko b hairan karwaya hy
FARAZ kon sa ajooba hy aur pakistaniyon ne kahan se paya hy

itna mash'hor to kisi ka bap b na tha FARAZ
stara nahi kameno ne mujhy super start banaya hy...!!!

Bechara Faraz
mujhe iss k sath dilli hamdardi hai
Thanks for sharing Duffer