+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 39
FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 12 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 40 of 779

Thread: Funny poetry

  1. #1
    Double Centurion

    Achievements:
    250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points5000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    rose pari has a spectacular aura about rose pari has a spectacular aura about rose pari has a spectacular aura about rose pari's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    GARLAND OF ROSESS
    Posts
    2,649
    Rep Power
    11
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 7 Posts

    Default *~*~*FUNNY POETRY *~*~*




  2. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to rose pari For This Useful Post:

    Dilwala (30-09-2010), khan khan (10-01-2012), Sw33toMost PopularCommunity AwardDiscussion Ender (22-04-2011), ~SmilingDoll~ (21-09-2010)

  3. # ADS
    Circuit advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many


     

  4. #21
    Centurion

    Achievements:
    100 Experience Points250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    dream has a spectacular aura about dream has a spectacular aura about dream's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    dreamz
    Posts
    1,108
    Rep Power
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default

    :P :P :P :P
    IN my DreamZ.....you Are MIne..!!
    IN my LIfE .....you Are a DreaM..!!

  5. # ADS
    Circuit advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many


     

  6. #22
    Centurion

    Achievements:
    100 Experience Points250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    dream has a spectacular aura about dream has a spectacular aura about dream's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    dreamz
    Posts
    1,108
    Rep Power
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default

    :P :P :P :P
    IN my DreamZ.....you Are MIne..!!
    IN my LIfE .....you Are a DreaM..!!

  7. #23
    Super Muskurahatian

    Points: 33,332, Level: 44
    Points: 33,332, Level: 44
    Level completed: 59%,
    Points required for next Level: 618
    Level completed: 59%, Points required for next Level: 618
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    5000 Experience Points10000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    koh-e-noor will become famous soon enough koh-e-noor's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    issi jahan main
    Posts
    5,945
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    11
    Points
    33,332
    Level
    44
    Thanks
    117
    Thanked 282 Times in 147 Posts

    Default

    Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
    Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
    Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
    Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
    Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
    Log her baat ka afsaana bana laitay hain
    Sab ko halaat ki roo-daad sunaaya na karo...

  8. #24
    Centurion
    Achievements:
    100 Experience Points250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    Seep is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    1,119
    Rep Power
    7
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts

    Default

    These are soooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY :HeHe:

  9. #25
    Super Muskurahatian

    Points: 33,332, Level: 44
    Points: 33,332, Level: 44
    Level completed: 59%,
    Points required for next Level: 618
    Level completed: 59%, Points required for next Level: 618
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    5000 Experience Points10000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    koh-e-noor will become famous soon enough koh-e-noor's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    issi jahan main
    Posts
    5,945
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    11
    Points
    33,332
    Level
    44
    Thanks
    117
    Thanked 282 Times in 147 Posts

    Default

    Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
    Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
    Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
    Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
    Log her baat ka afsaana bana laitay hain
    Sab ko halaat ki roo-daad sunaaya na karo...

  10. #26
    Addicted

    Achievements:
    Veteran1 year registered3 months registered31 days registered7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    sassi is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    lahore
    Posts
    269
    Rep Power
    6
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Muje un se faqat itna hi khehna hai
    Ab k savan mein b ap na ae to
    Dil mera toot jai ga
    Sapne roth jain ge
    Sath choth jain ge
    Ab k savan khali hath na aiye ga
    Ate samme
    Kuch amrood b lete aiye ga

  11. #27
    Addicted

    Achievements:
    100 Experience Points250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    silent_ballad will become famous soon enough
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Islamabad
    Posts
    238
    Rep Power
    7
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    nice sharing pari

  12. #28
    Super Muskurahatian

    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Level completed: 79%,
    Points required for next Level: 498
    Level completed: 79%, Points required for next Level: 498
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    karachi
    Posts
    32,074
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Rep Power
    43
    Points
    77,252
    Level
    67
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default

    LOZZZZZZZZ nice sharing janab saab ki hee post bohaat achee hai ......!

  13. #29
    Advanced Member
    Achievements:
    Veteran1 year registered3 months registered31 days registered7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    Baadal is on a distinguished road
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    587
    Rep Power
    6
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    lolzz...funny funny funny

  14. #30
    Moderator

    Points: 77,766, Level: 68
    Points: 77,766, Level: 68
    Level completed: 1%,
    Points required for next Level: 2,284
    Level completed: 1%, Points required for next Level: 2,284
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    Awards:
    User with most referrers
    is missing .....
     
    I am:
    Happy
     
    muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat is a glorious beacon of light muskurahat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    30,180
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    41
    Points
    77,766
    Level
    68
    Thanks
    193
    Thanked 93 Times in 47 Posts

    Default Funny poetry


    EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..


    Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de


    HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..


    Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, nazre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se guzarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai



    Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain




    Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar


    Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
    Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
    Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
    Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...


    Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...


    Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeti Hoon!


    Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon NE naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....



    Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
    Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
    Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
    Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


    Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....

    Attached Images

    MAIn joH bAdloOoOn to taghAyYur hAy maiRi zaAat tAk....tU joH baDdlAy toH shAb E roZ bAdaL jatAy hAin

  15. #31
    Super Muskurahatian

    Achievements:
    1000 Experience Points5000 Experience Points10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    -||- eXiled -||-
    Posts
    25,575
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Rep Power
    36
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 80 Times in 51 Posts

    Default

    Nice one TFS


  16. #32
    Super Muskurahatian

    Achievements:
    1000 Experience Points5000 Experience Points10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham is a glorious beacon of light hasham's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    -||- eXiled -||-
    Posts
    25,575
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Rep Power
    36
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 80 Times in 51 Posts

    Default


    Itney parey dandey teri gali main,
    Armaan sarey hogaye thandey teri gali main ,
    Ik haath main lia kangi zulfain sanwartey hai,
    Gaad bhi gaye Aashiqui key jhandey teri gali main,
    Kaise baatain tujko kaise guzartey hai,
    Sunday teri gali main ,
    Monday teri gali main,
    Seeney pe haath rakh kar tujhko pukartey,
    Jub martey hai mundey pathar teri gali main,
    Tarpey hai kitna zalim tujhko taras na aaya,
    Karlaingey khudkushi hum one day teri gali main,
    Hum dhoond he leingey deedar ka bahana ,
    Becha karaingey ab hum aandey teri gali main...


  17. #33
    Super Muskurahatian

    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Level completed: 79%,
    Points required for next Level: 498
    Level completed: 79%, Points required for next Level: 498
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    karachi
    Posts
    32,074
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Rep Power
    43
    Points
    77,252
    Level
    67
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default

    lozzzzzzzzzzzzz jawab nahi app ka ap MUS sister ji nice and lovley sharing and hasham bahi app ka bhi jawab nahi

  18. #34
    Double Centurion

    Achievements:
    250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points5000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    GuriaRani will become famous soon enough
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Home sweet home
    Posts
    2,979
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
    DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
    CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
    TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

    Love for ALL... Hatred for NONE!!!

  19. #35
    Super Muskurahatian

    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Points: 77,252, Level: 67
    Level completed: 79%,
    Points required for next Level: 498
    Level completed: 79%, Points required for next Level: 498
    Overall activity: 0%
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsRecommendation Second Class
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain is a glorious beacon of light waqar hussain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    karachi
    Posts
    32,074
    Gender
    Male
    Country
    Rep Power
    43
    Points
    77,252
    Level
    67
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts

    Default

    lozzzzzz guriya appi kia baat hai app ki ?

    well app ki iss post ka maray pass jawab hai wasay

    taiz hawa ka jhokaa ayaa

    saat main tarey khuisbhoo layaa

    jabhi maray DIL main kayaal ayaa

    ka ajj bhi marey rani appi nahi nahaee

  20. #36
    Double Centurion

    Achievements:
    250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points5000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    GuriaRani will become famous soon enough
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Home sweet home
    Posts
    2,979
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default special poem for \"WAQAR HUSSAIN\"

    chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
    humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai

    Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
    woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

    ciggrate pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
    woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai

    wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhy
    biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

    Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
    woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai

    Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
    Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai

    khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
    aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

    aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
    woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai

    Love for ALL... Hatred for NONE!!!

  21. #37
    Centurion

    Achievements:
    100 Experience Points250 Experience Points500 Experience Points1000 Experience Points7 days registered
    This user has no status.
     
    I am:
    ----
     
    dream has a spectacular aura about dream has a spectacular aura about dream's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    dreamz
    Posts
    1,108
    Rep Power
    8
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....fantastic... ................... :HeHe: :ftc:
    IN my DreamZ.....you Are MIne..!!
    IN my LIfE .....you Are a DreaM..!!

  22. #38
    Moderator

    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Level completed: 66%,
    Points required for next Level: 928
    Level completed: 66%, Points required for next Level: 928
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    Awards:
    Most PopularCommunity AwardDiscussion Ender
    is His PriNceSs..♥
     
    I am:
    Shy
     
    Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    In His Heart ♥
    Posts
    32,326
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    47
    Points
    104,322
    Level
    78
    Thanks
    1,990
    Thanked 1,343 Times in 889 Posts

    Default

    Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye.
    Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye.
    Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.

    You are my description of love
    You are my description of friend
    You are my description of everything
    You are my description of beginning to end.


  23. #39
    Moderator

    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Level completed: 66%,
    Points required for next Level: 928
    Level completed: 66%, Points required for next Level: 928
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    Awards:
    Most PopularCommunity AwardDiscussion Ender
    is His PriNceSs..♥
     
    I am:
    Shy
     
    Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    In His Heart ♥
    Posts
    32,326
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    47
    Points
    104,322
    Level
    78
    Thanks
    1,990
    Thanked 1,343 Times in 889 Posts

    Default

    Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
    Light chali gayi,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

    You are my description of love
    You are my description of friend
    You are my description of everything
    You are my description of beginning to end.


  24. #40
    Moderator

    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Points: 104,322, Level: 78
    Level completed: 66%,
    Points required for next Level: 928
    Level completed: 66%, Points required for next Level: 928
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Overall activity: 25.7%
    Achievements:
    10000 Experience Points25000 Experience PointsThree Friends
    Awards:
    Most PopularCommunity AwardDiscussion Ender
    is His PriNceSs..♥
     
    I am:
    Shy
     
    Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to is a splendid one to behold Sw33to's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    In His Heart ♥
    Posts
    32,326
    Gender
    Female
    Country
    Rep Power
    47
    Points
    104,322
    Level
    78
    Thanks
    1,990
    Thanked 1,343 Times in 889 Posts

    Default

    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
    [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
    Hawa hi hawa hai.

    You are my description of love
    You are my description of friend
    You are my description of everything
    You are my description of beginning to end.


+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 39
FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 12 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Similar Threads

  1. Share Funny Poetry
    By sufi in forum Shair-o-Shaa'eri
    Replies: 49
    Last Post: 23-10-2010, 11:53 PM
  2. ~mY OwN pOeTry~
    By ~SmilingDoll~ in forum Shair-o-Shaa'eri
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 22-10-2010, 03:26 PM
  3. ~~Funny Poetry SMS~~
    By 5115468 in forum Sms collections
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 13-12-2009, 05:58 PM
  4. Funny Shayari ....Post all your funny shayari here
    By hasham in forum Shair-o-Shaa'eri
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 19-10-2005, 03:34 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Hot videos      Funny Videos      Computer Prices      Flash Games      Song Lyrics      Urdu Poetry

eXTReMe Tracker

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43